Tag: humor
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December 26, 2007 02:56 PM EST --
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay Leno
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December 17, 2007 09:52 AM EST --
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns (1896-1996)
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January 03, 2008 11:31 AM EST --
Ontario has been having a lot of trouble with crazy drivers, aggressive drivers, stupid drivers, nutso drivers, sloppy drivers and street racng in the last while.
Because of this an 85-year-old . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
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December 20, 2007 11:03 AM EST --
Yes , UFOs do exist, Japan 's top government spokesman said on Tuesday.
The comment by chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters at his regular briefing . . . more
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January 02, 2008 10:30 PM EST --
The next time I pour my heart out into an article and someone sends me a cursory, bullshit "Thanks for sharing" that is totally without meaning or caring, and is just sent only for the . . . more
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June 02, 2008 08:58 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me, I think I may need to remember these
The top 5 things to say after being caught asleep at your desk
NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might . . . more
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January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen! It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds. There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
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April 29, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
The Moon comes in many different shapes and forms. Vote in the comments for your favorite!
Moon Shadow!
Blue Moon
New Moon!
Full Moon!
Stormy Moon!
Harvest Moon !
Twin . . . more
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April 18, 2008 03:13 PM EDT --
The Pope at National Stadium
A semi original joke.
As the Pope walked into National stadium, one drunk guy in the bleachers was heard to say, PLAY BALL!"
A guy next . . . more
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December 17, 2007 10:02 AM EST --
On top of a snowstorm over the weekend, I rear-ended a car yesterday morning!
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car......... and you know how you just get . . . more
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December 13, 2007 01:48 PM EST --
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't . . . more
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March 05, 2008 03:13 PM EST --
Just came from Sheryl O's page where a post about blasphemy laws in the UK has moved to an Intelligent Design versus evolution debate.
These always remind me of the fundie who visited my UK blog . . . more
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June 09, 2008 01:19 AM EDT --
the best laid plans go to hell!
I got a new hard drive to use in my new computer, so I could put the smaller hard drive into my older pc.
Well, . . . more
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June 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT --
BYe bye triple points week.
Drove my chevy to the levy and started to weep.
The week just seemed to creep by,
When will you ever come back???
When will you ever . . . more
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January 03, 2008 01:42 PM EST --
Bizarre Holidays in January
January 1 is First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 . . . more
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January 02, 2008 08:49 PM EST --
Everyone's a Genius in one way or another. It might not be apparent to you but we all excel in at least a few areas.
Geniuses don't necessarily think any differently than other people, . . . more
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January 20, 2008 10:18 AM EST --
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard . . . more
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May 31, 2008 04:30 PM EDT --
Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know!) and is available at the web site http://www.god-101.com/
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